Who’s Natalie?

Natalie is my friend from college who got knocked up a couple months after I did. She lives in a different state, and she doesn’t have an iPhone so I don’t like getting her gross green bubble texts. Instead of hounding her with unsolicited advice, I figured I’d put it all in one place (ta-da!)

But if you’re pregnant or a new parent, you’re also a Natalie. Welcome!

So. Many. People. are pregnant right now or had babies in 2020. *Insert tired, unoriginal quarantine sex jokes here.* Maybe you don’t want children, but want to read this occasionally to reaffirm your childfree life choices because WHO KNEW so much stuff could hide in the folds of a baby’s neck and that stuff is not exactly odorless. You are also welcome here.